I'm Really Great In Other Peoples Relationships.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A Thing They're Thinking Of Something They Would Change.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

This Is A Dream Come True. Hbo Is The Highest Echelon In The World For A Stand-up Comedian To Attain. Throughout My Career I've Trusted My Instincts To Lead Me Down The Right Path, And I Am Honored To Work Together With This Network While Contributing To The Legacy That Is Hbo.

I Always Thought That If I Got No Love At All Early In My Standup Career, Or I Was God Awful, I Thought I'd Get Into Psychology.