I've Lived (in La) For So Long,

Text A Guy You Like Right Now, "i'm Thinking About You." If He Says, "mmm Are You In Bed?" Never Speak To Him Again He's A Lifelong Moron.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

When You Delete Pictures Of Your Ex Off Your Phone, It Feels Lighter.

Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain But Their Mouth Has The Runs.

Vince Vaughn Is A Genuine Person, Awesome Guy. He'll Come To A Lot Of My Shows. It's Not That Often That You Can Meet Someone As Cool As Vince.