I've Lived (in La) For So Long,

It Was Peace. Peace Is When You Would Shake The Hands Of The People Around You. And You Knew Peace Was Coming Because The Priest Would Say It Five Times Rapid Fire. He'd Go, “my Peace I Leave, My Peace I Give To You. While We Ate Reese's Pieces With The Lord. And I Have A Piece Of Lint In My Peaceful Eye"!

Dear Semi Hot Girl Taking Photos On A Boat. It's Not Your Boat So Stop Acting Like You Own It. You Drive A Used Civic.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

When I First Hit The Scene, It Was Just A Lot Of Go, Go, Go, Go, Go. I Have A Lot Of Natural Energy Anyway, But It Was Over The Top.

Jim Norton And Harland Williams Always Make Me Laugh.