My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the

I'm Focused On Staying As Healthy As I Can So I Can Work More.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.

The Problem With Dating A Model Is They Won't Go Out With You If Your Cars Color Doesn't Match Their Outfit.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?