My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.

Start Each Day Out The Holy Way..with Christ Chex, It's A Miracle In A Bowl. Just Open The Box And You Hear Ahhhhh....and Then A Lil' Angel Flies Out And Says 'good Morning, Life Is Beautiful!'.

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

They Used To Beat Me Up After Sunday School, I Used To Get Beat Up... Yeah, That's A Nice Little Thank You From Jesus.