I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

Pain Only Hurts When You Are Looking For A Reason To Quit. You Don't Feel A Thing When You Know You Can Still Win.

I'm A Late-night Guy.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.