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After You Have Loss In Your Life And After You Experience Something Like Losing Your Parents, The Greatest Gift Of That Was It Prepared Me For [anything]. Nothing Else Is As Scary, And Certainly Stand-up Comedy Is Not As Scary As Sitting There With Your Mom And Having To Have Last Conversations And Things Like That. It's Heavy Stuff, But It's Enlightening Because It Makes Me Think I Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Sharing Ideas And Thoughts With People. It's The Yin And The Yang Of Life.

When I'm Looking For Hot Button Answers To Tough Questions, I Don't Look To Congressman Or My Mayor. I Say, 'what Would Miss U.s.a. Have To Say About This?'

That Myspace Is The Story Of The Year. Everyone But My Mother Is On It.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.

I'm Not Giving Up On Life. I'm Giving Up On Today.