When You Delete Pictures Of Your Ex

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.

You Are The Director Of Your Own Life Story. Don't Cast Idiots Or People Will Walk Out During Your 2nd Act.

I Was Very Good At Kickball ... I Was Wonderful At Ah Doing That Kick And Your Leg Goes Up And Your Shoe Went On Top Of The School

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."