I'm A Late-night Guy.

On Stage I Am The Actor, Director And The Bouncer All At The Same Time. Fear Does Not Exist In This Dojo Does It? No Sensi! Sorry When I Get Excited I Have To Toss In Some Karate Kid Quotes.

It Was Peace. Peace Is When You Would Shake The Hands Of The People Around You. And You Knew Peace Was Coming Because The Priest Would Say It Five Times Rapid Fire. He'd Go, “my Peace I Leave, My Peace I Give To You. While We Ate Reese's Pieces With The Lord. And I Have A Piece Of Lint In My Peaceful Eye"!

In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda Shy Until My Junior Year. But At Home I Was A Freak.

When You Hand Someone A Camera, Why Do They Act Like You Just Asked Them To Dissemble A Bomb? They Take It And They're Like, 'what Do I Do ... I Don't Really ... Ha-huh ...' Yeah, It's The Button On The Top Right Where It Always Is Since The Beginning Of #*@! Time!

The Problem With Dating A Model Is They Won't Go Out With You If Your Cars Color Doesn't Match Their Outfit.