I'm A Late-night Guy.

If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.

Start Each Day Out The Holy Way..with Christ Chex, It's A Miracle In A Bowl. Just Open The Box And You Hear Ahhhhh....and Then A Lil' Angel Flies Out And Says 'good Morning, Life Is Beautiful!'.

Anger Has A Way Of Seeping Into Every Other Emotion And Planting Itself In There.

If My Voice Can Resonate That Way With Kids, Maybe It Will Resonate Through 'planes' As Well, And They'll Hear That Little Something That I'm Giving To Them, A Performance That Says To Them, "i Want To Try." It's All Interconnected. I Don't Think It's Thinking Too Deeply About It.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.