Quote/unquote And You Can Quote Me On

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

It Was Peace. Peace Is When You Would Shake The Hands Of The People Around You. And You Knew Peace Was Coming Because The Priest Would Say It Five Times Rapid Fire. He'd Go, “my Peace I Leave, My Peace I Give To You. While We Ate Reese's Pieces With The Lord. And I Have A Piece Of Lint In My Peaceful Eye"!

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!