I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

Any Guy That Refers To Dating Women As The Hunt Or Being On The Prowl Should Be Evaluated For A Number Of Conditions.

Christina Can Sing All The Notes, But Britney Is Just Hot!

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

It's Not For Any Purpose Such As Religion, Health, Or Things Like That, I Just Never Felt I Had The Need Or Want To Drink Or Do Drugs.