Here's How You Know That You're Really

I've Been Ignoring My Feelings Lately. That Works Pretty Well. Might Also Settle For Less This Week, Just To Try It Out.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

It Really Drives Me Banana Sangwich.

Comedy Is Immediate. Comedy Is A Solo Mission. You're All By Yourself, Up There. And When You're In A Film, On A Set, It's A Collaborative Effort. It's About Me Being A Tool For Somebody Else To Create A Story And A Character From Nothing, From Their Imagination.

Text A Guy You Like Right Now, "i'm Thinking About You." If He Says, "mmm Are You In Bed?" Never Speak To Him Again He's A Lifelong Moron.