You Can't Teach An Old Hater New

I Like To Play Guitar, Jam Out, Play The Blues, Go Watch Movies. I Love Movies.

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.

I Can Always Get Better. A Lot Of My Ex-girlfriends Don't Think I'm Funny.

How Do You Fall Into A Lion's Den, That Is My First Question There, You Think You Would Be Extra Carefull Around A Den Of Lions.

You Are The Director Of Your Own Life Story. Don't Cast Idiots Or People Will Walk Out During Your 2nd Act.