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I'm Interested In Doing Anything And Everything That I Can To Squeeze The Creativity Out Of My Brain. I Guess I'm Kind Of A Performance Rat, That's What I Want To Do, I Love Being On Stage If I'm Not On A Set. I Just Love Putting Creativity Into A Performance.

When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You Are The Writer, Producer, Director, Sometimes Bouncer.

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

When I'm Wrong I'm Like The Emperor On The Death Star Thinking He'll Turn Luke. Yet, When I'm Right I'm A Jedi Like My Father Before Me.