Someone Needs To Make A Zombie Movie

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

You Can Easily Tell If A Person Is Lying And Cheating On You If They Say, I Love You. I Would Never Lie To You Or Cheat On You.

You Must Accept Responsibility For Your Actions. This Doesn't Include Reactions, Interactions Or Transactions If You're Thinkin' Loophole.

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.