Someone Needs To Make A Zombie Movie

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.

I'm Glad That My Parents Missed One Thing That Was Really Unbelievable. They Saw Me Hit This Great Success. It Was A Blast And We Had A Lot Of Laughs. And It Was Just An Amazing Time. They Passed Away. And Then After I Got, You Know, Famous, All These Haters Came Out Of Nowhere.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.

I'm Focused On Staying As Healthy As I Can So I Can Work More.