If You Use Tact You Can Say

I Don't Know If I Could Rebuild An Airplane Engine, But I Know A Little Bit About Rotors And Rivets.

Three Weeks Ago One Of My Dreams Came True. I Finally Got To See Something I Always Wanted To Witness Live. I Finally Saw Someone Get Hit By A Car... Nailed!

I'm Really Great In Other Peoples Relationships.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

I Like To Play Guitar, Jam Out, Play The Blues, Go Watch Movies. I Love Movies.