If You Use Tact You Can Say

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices And Hopefully They'll Rebel And Make The Right Ones.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

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