I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.

It's Not For Any Purpose Such As Religion, Health, Or Things Like That, I Just Never Felt I Had The Need Or Want To Drink Or Do Drugs.

Sometimes The Only Solution Is Figuring Out A Bigger Problem To Focus On.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.