I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

I'm Focused On Staying As Healthy As I Can So I Can Work More.

There Was A Girl I Loved In High School - But Never Spoke To. Cut To My Five-year Reunion: I'm An Entirely Different Person.

I'm Willing To Write A Check For $10,000 If Someone Can Bring To Me What I Fell Is Ruining Thousands Of Lives, Destroying Lives Everyday. And I Know That You Know It's A Little Thing Called Chupacabra.

People Know I Have A Good Time On Stage. I Love My Life. I Love My Job.