I Had Never Done A Roast, But

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

When I'm Looking For Hot Button Answers To Tough Questions, I Don't Look To Congressman Or My Mayor. I Say, 'what Would Miss U.s.a. Have To Say About This?'

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.

The Key To Attempting To Create Art In Some Aspect Is Also Knowing That It Will Turn Some People Off.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?