Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

If You Take A Negative, Turn It Inside Out, It's Still A Negative. You're Just Revealing The Ugly Inside Of Negative So I Say Keep It As Is.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.

When I Have A Really Hot Date At A Show, I Definitely Make It A Point To Use Her Name. The Girls Really Love That.

Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?