Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To Go Over Here And Puke Shards Of My Own Pelvis Into This Bush.

If Haters Or Whatever Want To Find You - I Mean, Some Of Them Are So Tenacious. You Want To Hire Them To Work For You. Theyre Very, Very Savvy In Terms Of How They Find You And Get To You.

I'm Not Racist, I've Got A Black President.

My Mom And Dad Passed Away From Cancer. Within Nine Months, I Lost Both Of My Folks. Immediately After That, I Had A Horrible Betrayal Where My Brother, Who Worked For Me, Stole A Lot Of My Money. He's In Jail Now.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.