You Can Easily Tell If A Person

There Was A Girl I Loved In High School - But Never Spoke To. Cut To My Five-year Reunion: I'm An Entirely Different Person.

You've Gotta Share What's Going On In Your Mind.

I Once Overheard The Sweetest Old Woman Behind Me On A Train Tell Her Adorable Old Husband As He Scoffed Down A Ham Sandwich She Had Brought Along, "if You Ever Yell At Me To "stop Bringing A Ham Sandwich With Me Every Where We Go" Again? Next Time I'm Bringing A Gun. And I'm Blowing Your God Damn Head Off."

I Have Never Even Had A Sip Of Alcohol, Never Have Done Drugs. The Hardest Thing I Have Ever Done Would Be Pepsi.

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.