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You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

Text A Guy You Like Right Now, "i'm Thinking About You." If He Says, "mmm Are You In Bed?" Never Speak To Him Again He's A Lifelong Moron.

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

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When You Delete Pictures Of Your Ex Off Your Phone, It Feels Lighter.