I Won't Take No For A Question.

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

Some People Give You That Motivation To Work Harder Simply To Get The Hell Away From Wherever They Are.

You Have To Learn The Crowd. I Just Pay Attention To Them So I Can Make Sure I Can Make Them Laugh.

What Happens In Vegas, I'm Telling Everyone.

I Always Thought That If I Got No Love At All Early In My Standup Career, Or I Was God Awful, I Thought I'd Get Into Psychology.