What Happens In Vegas, I'm Telling Everyone.

I Am An Observer, I Like To Watch People. I Am Into Psychology And People - How They Act And Such.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.

Here's How You Know That You're Really Drunk: When You Get Into A Taxi Cab And You Think The Fare Is The Time.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.

I Feel Like The Gods Have Certainly Patted Me On The Head.