If You Take A Negative, Turn It

Here's The Thing About Red Sox Fans, Or Actually Just Fans From That Region, In General: They Appreciate The Effort. And If You Mail It In Or If You Give 80 Percent, Even With A Win, They'll Let You Know That's Not How You Do It. They Want - If It's Comedian, If It's A Musician, Bring Us Your Best Show.

When You See Somebody Walking Down The Street Wearing A Superman T-shirt, You Just Want To Shoot Them In The Chest ... When They Start To Bleed Go, I Guess Not

There Were Times, Earlier In My Career, Where I Didn't Have The Wherewithal To Self-edit, And I Probably Said Things And Pushed The Limits To Places Where People Might Be Put Off. But That's Truly Part Of Developing As An Artist.

You Are The Director Of Your Own Life Story. Don't Cast Idiots Or People Will Walk Out During Your 2nd Act.

I'm Not Giving Up On Life. I'm Giving Up On Today.