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Listening To Evanescence Makes Me Want To Break Up With A Girl In Real Time As A Giant Antique Hourglass Falls To The Floor In Slow Motion.

I Don't Like People That Litter. If You Don't Throw A Wrapper In The Trashcan And You Just Toss It Out On The Ground I Wanna Take You And Toss You Into Outer Space.

Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!

Saw A Lost Dog Sign With A Pic Of The Dog And A Little Boy Hugging It. I'm Assuming The Kids Safe And We're Just Focusing On The Pooch.

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.