There's Always Someone In Every Group Of

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

I Do Think I Am Funny, Or I Wouldn't Be Where I Am Today. I Do Think There Is Always Room For Improvement And Learning.