I've Been Ignoring My Feelings Lately. That

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

Trolls Look For Reasons To Hate But Really What They Are Mad At Is The Fact They Are Not Included In Anything Ever.

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.

I'm Sure That People Who Have Been Tweeting Funny Things Have Ended Up On Writing Staffs Of A Late Night Show.

I Love Being On Stage If I'm Not On A Set. If I'm At Home, I'm Usually In My Office Editing Or Reconstructing My Website Or Whatever It May Be. I Just Love Putting Creativity Into A Performance.