I've Been Ignoring My Feelings Lately. That

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.

If You Lie To A Person At Least Tell Someone Else You've Lied To The Truth. It Balances Out Your Karma.

When A Guy Says "i Have No Idea What You're Talking About" It Means "i'm Thinking Of Exactly What You're Saying I Did While I Lie To You."

You Know Your Gut Instincts Are Spot On About A Person When You Can Also Detect A Water Source In The Soil Beneath Them.

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.