I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My

I'm Focused On Staying As Healthy As I Can So I Can Work More.

Some People Give You That Motivation To Work Harder Simply To Get The Hell Away From Wherever They Are.

In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be Instant.

We Never Had A Pool, Right. So One Summer, I Remember. My Dad, To Make Me Happy. You Know I Was Bummed Out Cause We Didn't Have The Pool. So One Summer He Bought Us This Thing. It Was Yellow, You Laid It On The Lawn, Sprayed It With The Water, Run Across. Slip N' Slide. Yeah. Would Have Been Fun If Dad Checked For Rocks Before He Laid It Down! Slip N' Bleed From The Anus They Should Have Called This Ride.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.