I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

People Know I Have A Good Time On Stage. I Love My Life. I Love My Job.

When You're On A Movie Set And You Are Hopefully Making A Comedy, Everyone's Stifling Their Laughter. You're Looking At The Crew Guys, Hoping Someone Is Making That Face Like, And Not Like, This Is Not Working Out, Man.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

I Feel Like People Who Don't Brag Are Trying To Make You Jealous By Thinking They're Hiding Something More Even Exciting.