We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments.

If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.

If My Voice Can Resonate That Way With Kids, Maybe It Will Resonate Through 'planes' As Well, And They'll Hear That Little Something That I'm Giving To Them, A Performance That Says To Them, "i Want To Try." It's All Interconnected. I Don't Think It's Thinking Too Deeply About It.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.

I Always Wanted To Do A B&e. Not Bacon And Eggs. Although I Could Always Go For Bacon And Eggs. I'm Talking About Breaking In And Entering.