When I Used To Gamble, I Looked

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

I've Heard People Say Putting Is 50 Percent Technique And 50 Percent Mental. I Really Believe It Is 50 Percent Technique And 90 Percent Positive Thinking, See, But That Adds Up To 140 Percent, Which Is Why Nobody Is 100 Percent Sure How To Putt.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.