I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.

I Am A Millionaire Today And My Wife Deserves All Of The Credit. Before I Met Her I Was A Multi-millionaire.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.