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Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.