I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.