The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.