Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low