Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.