Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.