Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.