They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For

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No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

Trevino Is In A League By Himself. We Don't Even Count Him. We Figure When You Come In Second, You're A Winner.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.