The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.'

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.