I Read The Greens In Spanish, But

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.