I Read The Greens In Spanish, But

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

Trevino Is In A League By Himself. We Don't Even Count Him. We Figure When You Come In Second, You're A Winner.