I Read The Greens In Spanish, But

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.