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I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.