I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.