I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself,

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

So Little Time And So Little To Do.