I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?