What The World Needs Is More Geniuses

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.