I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.