Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.