Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.