Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

What The World Needs Is More Geniuses With Humility; There Are So Few Of Us Left.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.