An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower