Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.