Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

So Little Time And So Little To Do.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.