A Politician Is A Man Who Will

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.