I Am No More Humble Than My

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.